Why date Hamilton where there's me?

Here comes another egoistic post by not so egoistic guy.

Ultimately I know why some girls are attracted to me. It's because of my words, my status and a hot prospect for tomorrow world.

My words - as good as how I describe in any written stories or my skills in making words sing, this is a killer which will kill me. I joke in a way that people thinks that I flirted with them which I have completely no idea of. So a warning to heed is,, when I am in a relationship I dun flirt!!!

Status - attached is what my status is now and that is increasingly appeal to most girls as a challenge or they know my dick is long. So!!! Dun waste your time on me, go to Hamilton.

Hot prospect - because of my ever-learning spirit, I will most likely earn big in the future but, that doesn't mean I am going to let my wife be 太太.

You might have guessed it, my title is sarcastic. Why date Hamilton when there is me? Please date Ted Hamilton!!!